theplsstopkindofjoke:

YOU KNOW WHAT I NEED? I NEED PERCY AND RACHEL TO MEET AT THE END OF BOO AND RACHEL IS SO RELIEVED TO SEE HIM ALIVE THAT SHE PUNCHES HIM AND THEN SHE KISSES HIM ON THE CHEEK AND THE OTHER FIVE AND PERCY JUST TURN TO LOOK AT ANNABETH IN FEAR AND CONFUSION AND SHES JUST LIKE ‘NAAH ITS CHILL WE SORTED THIS OUT’

jasongracist:

This better not get regected by urban dictionary or I’m gonna cry

jasongracist:

This better not get regected by urban dictionary or I’m gonna cry

A conversation that's going to happen

  • SALLY: I'm not sure I trust these California types. The Roman Hera basically kidnapped you, then the legion sent you and your friends off with no supplies, and then they elected a leader who was going to have you all executed. Frank and Hazel seem all right but maybe you and Annabeth shouldn't go and live with--
  • PERCY: They're giving me a full ride to college.
  • SALLY: AVE ROMANA!
  • quietlykeen:

They will never let him live it down and Jason knows it.

    quietlykeen:

    They will never let him live it down and Jason knows it.

    scarysolangelo:

    Imagine Percy having a sexuality crisis after Nico tells him he’s cute and Percy is like “COME BACK NICO I THINK UR CUTE TOO.” and Annabeth just being like ‘ok then I’m gonna go fuck piper instead’

    angeloparabatai:

    now that the heroes of olympus series is over, i expect rick to write a novel with 1,356 pages about nico and will’s love life

    theohanabusiness:

You’re thinking about that memory because you think this son of Apollo is hot, now shut up and kiss him

    theohanabusiness:

    You’re thinking about that memory because you think this son of Apollo is hot, now shut up and kiss him

    thewinterwizard:

    do you ever realize that percy jackson’s first impression of annabeth chase when he was twelve years old was that she looked like a princess and then he literally fainted